yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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