If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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