at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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