Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You ruined the universe
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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