i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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