What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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