its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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