i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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