quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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