You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I forget how to act sober
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