I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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