Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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