Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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