That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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