SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
