cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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