going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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