Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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