she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
This toilet bowl is my home.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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