Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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