I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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