he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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