So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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