One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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