U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He passed out mid-signature
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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