we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Mom said you looked used
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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