You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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