I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I could make wine with my vomit
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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