I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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