i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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