nut hugger
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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