I can't watch pbs sober anymore
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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