I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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