What a fucking waste of an outfit
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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