Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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