bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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