Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I know her cup size but not her name....
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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