I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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