At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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