ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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