Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
id be glad to
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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