I look better un-naked...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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