Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
