we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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