I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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