YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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