Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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