I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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