Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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