if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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