Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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