idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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